Which means that monkey blogs are almost a certain inevitability.
Terrifying Photo of Actual Monkey Blogger
(and somehow, they'll figure out how to throw feces at you, online. This is terrifying to me, because I have nightmares about primate feces.)
The anger over the monkey blogs will upset enough web-savvy bloggers, and a war will begin. And because wars are fought at the lowest common denominator, the weapons will be purely scatological in nature. It will be ugly. Shit will literally:
- Roll down hills
- Hit fans
- Become very, very deep
- Be eaten for breakfast
It gives guerrilla warfare a whole new meaning, doesn't it?
(Brilliant pun self! Who said you're not funny? Who said it? Hah! They're not laughing now, are they! Wait, don't we want them to be laughing now? Damn!)
Enough! Write Congressman Norm Dicks of Washington's 6th Congressional District today and demand all monkeys be put to death! Especially the endangered and cute ones. Because they have a lot to write about.
P.S. Congressman Dicks kindly asks you to refrain from banal jokes about his name.