Monday, July 23, 2007

Return

I am back from San Fransisco. A few highlights:


Getting schooled by 5th graders at basketball.
Watching a crazy old Cambodian lady get in a fight with a Ving Rhames lookalike over whether or not she got free groceries.
Snaps is the name of the game.
Playing an overindulgent amount of freeze dance, duck-duck-goose and green glass door.
Observing/avoiding female drama, ages 14-29.
Smells like pee.
Sleeping on a pool floatie.
Homoposters!
Wearing a mask made of peanut butter, rasins and chocolate chips.
In and Out Burger. Thrice.
Subsequent gas and bowel issues.
Homelessness. A lot.
Body surfing in the Pacific ocean. With my clothes on.
Giant Dipper.
The Dude getting in touch with his pentacostal side.
Watching kids with very little still enjoying life so much.
Seeing beauty in a very ugly place.
Knowing God still works in very mysterious ways.

I have many stories. Hit me up.

1 comment:

Ndog007 said...

http://www.SnapsIsTheNameOfTheGame.com

Jane’s got the clues
but Jim is confused.
They’re playing the game
that goes by the name
of Snaps.

Snaps is a secret way of communicating that relies on your ability to decipher the hidden meaning behind snapping and coded phrases.

In the game you’ll have to pay careful attention to what is being said and snapped in order to guess the correct word(s). If you type in the right answer you’ll automatically proceed to the next question. If you can’t figure it out keep trying until the clock runs out or automatically skip to the next one.

But it only gets harder.

When you hear Snaps is Not the Name of the Game you’ll need to decipher the snaps and phrases to discover a clue for the word you’re supposed to guess. But you’ll need to type in the actual word (rather than the clue) to get it right. For example, if the clue is striped horse the correct answer for you to enter is zebra. Got it?

Finally, when you hear Snaps is the Game of the Name you’ll need to think about things the opposite of how you might usually do it. Remember, when you hear Snaps is the Game of the Name you should look back at your answers to make sure you’re doing it right.

Sometimes the correct answer is more than one word so don’t forget to leave a space between each word to get it right.

Do you think you’ve got what it takes to be a Snaps expert?

Here’s you chance to find out.

Have fun and remember —

Snaps is the Name of the Game and the Name of the Game is Snaps.